What to do when alone

Directions for a solitary evening for horn-dogs with writerly inclinations:

First, list a few parts of speech - say, nouns, verbs, adjectives, adverbs. Then, make a list of five of each that get you hard, or wet. Next? Pick out a few pictures that you really like. (I keep a running set of those that turn me on here.)

Then, it's story time. Write a story, inspired by the picture, and using all the words.
Oh yeah - play with yourself liberally while you're at it....

Let me know how it goes.